Fellow pinchers,


A claw-felt thanks to all who have signed my petition, sent me kudos, written songs and spread the word. The unemployment doldrums were hard times. But crustaceans have tough shells. And with your help, I got my job back. Plus I wrote, cast and directed my last commercial. I was also cleared on the pinching charges. Oo, snap!

Yeah, I know you might be thinking the whole Save The Crab thing was soooo five minutes ago. But I figured this would be a great place (translation free place) to keep the crab love alive while I lay low. For the whole story, my myspace blog reveals the real me.

I may resurface, and until then, pinch it! I'm out.

A holla from a crawla'

Gil
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© 2008 Paid for by the Element friends of Save The Crab, a group organized by the Possum to help get Gil’s job back. This site is intended for protest purposes only, and is not meant as a sustainable food source, even as printed material, unless of course it is printed on chocolate paper. But I don’t think that has even been invented yet. But when it does, I’ll be first in line. Mmmm! Forgot to ask, have you hugged a woodland creature today? Put it on your “to do” list, but always let us sniff the back of your hand first. We don’t hug people with too much cologne. All rights preserved. Gil’s images, text and other stuff are the sole possession of Gil Frankenfurter (He’s going to be mad, but we had to use his real name here, shhh!) But he freely gives all rights of usage to his fans to spread the word. Thank you and please pinch responsibly.